So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
