i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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