I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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