Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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