So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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