in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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