You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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