Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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