Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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