I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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