What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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