Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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