i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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