for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i now understand why vodka
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..