how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?