i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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