how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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