I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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