My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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