dude i'm inner monologue high
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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