Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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