This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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