even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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