He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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