do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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