I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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