One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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