I'm jealous of your bromance
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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