Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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