Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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