U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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