I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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