My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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