wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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