okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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