i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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