Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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