We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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