I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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