isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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