I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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