I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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