Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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