Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it hurts more in the daytime
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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