Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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