I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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