How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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