Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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