erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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