im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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