just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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