He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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