He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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