So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
