yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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