Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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