we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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