I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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