But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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