Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
splinters make it hard to masturbate
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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