Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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